I learned recently in a review that The Poky Little Puppy is considered a classic Little Golden Book beloved of children everywhere. So yeah, loved the puppies and the story is cute but I couldn’t help but be annoyed at their asshole of a human. So your puppies come home after they could have died because your dumb-ass just let them run around wherever the fuck they want and instead of “AWW I’M SO HAPPY YOU’RE HERE MY HAPPY LITTLE FRENS!”, you go “Wah, there’s holes under the fence, fuck you, I ain’t giving you treats.” Then in one bit she was gonna give them chocolate, the hell is this bitch’s problem, does she want to kill her dogs? Oh and let’s not forget the end where the poky little puppy doesn’t get any strawberry cake when everyone else does just because he came home later? You couldn’t, gee I dunno, SAVE HIS FUCKING SLICE LIKE ANYONE WITH AN IQ HIGHER THAN A FUCKING GOLDFISH WOULD! Fuck, their owner annoyed me. On one hand, I thought the story was cute, I enjoyed reading it to my dog! The illustrations and puppies are so cute! WARNING: JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A KID’S BOOK, THAT DOESN’T MEAN MY REVIEW IS APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS! STRONG LANGUAGE AHEAD!ĭamn, I seriously have mixed thoughts on this.
